22 Hilarious Gag Gifts to Celebrate a 70th Birthday

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  1. Golden Toilet Mug - Add a touch of humor to your morning coffee routine with this golden toilet mug. It's a fun and unique gift for anyone with a playful sense of humor.
  2. Funny Pencils - These pencils are sure to make anyone laugh with their bold and hilarious message. Perfect for a gag gift or to add some humor to your everyday writing.
  3. Whiskey Soap - For the whiskey lover in your life, this soap is a unique and indulgent gift. Made with real alcohol and infused with the scent of Kentucky Bourbon, it's a luxurious treat for the senses.
  4. Long Distance Lamp Set - Keep loved ones connected no matter the distance with this innovative lamp set. When one lamp is touched, the other lights up, creating a beautiful visual reminder of your bond.
  5. UFO Detector - For the conspiracy theorist or sci-fi enthusiast, this UFO detector is a quirky and entertaining gift. With its built-in magnetometer, it's designed to monitor magnetic anomalies that have been associated with UFO sightings.
  6. Autobiographical Journal - Give the gift of memories with this unique journal. Filled with thought-provoking questions and prompts, it's the perfect way to document a lifetime of experiences.
  7. Nose & Ear Hair Trimmer - Help your loved one stay well-groomed with this humorous yet functional gift. The Atomic Trimmer is designed to tackle those pesky nose and ear hairs with ease.
  8. Emergency Underpants - You never know when you might need a spare pair! These emergency underpants are a hilarious and practical gift for anyone with a sense of humor.
  9. Fish Flip Flops - These hilarious fish-shaped flip flops are a fun and unique gift idea. Perfect for beach lovers or anyone with a great sense of humor.
  10. Shittens Wet Wipes - These mitten-shaped wet wipes are perfect for messy situations. With their humorous name and convenient design, they're a great gag gift or conversation starter.
  11. Dog Farts Cotton Candy - Bring laughter to any occasion with this hilarious gag gift. This bag of cotton candy, aptly named "Dog Farts," is a funny and unique present for dog lovers of all ages.
  12. Personalized Name Pillowcase - Make bedtime even more special with this personalized pillowcase. Featuring a collage design and customizable with a name, it's a unique and thoughtful gift.
  13. Eyeglasses Holder Stand - Help keep glasses organized and easily accessible with this sleek and practical eyeglasses holder stand. It's plush lined and can be placed on a table, desk, or nightstand.
  14. MyHeritage DNA Test Kit - Unlock the secrets of one's ancestry and ethnicity with this DNA test kit. It covers 2,114 geographic regions and provides DNA matching to relatives for a comprehensive genetic exploration.
  15. Funny Gym Tank Top - Add a touch of humor to your workouts with this sleeveless gym shirt. With the phrase "I Flexed and The Sleeves Fell Off," it's a great gag gift for fitness enthusiasts.
  16. Ultra-Thin Electric Fireplace - Give the gift of cozy ambiance with this ultra-thin electric fireplace. It can be recessed into the wall or mounted, and features a multicolor flame, timer, low noise operation, and remote control.
  17. Hypo-Allergenic Dog Wipes - For dog owners with sensitive pups, these hypo-allergenic grooming wipes are a practical and thoughtful gift. Fragrance-free and gentle on sensitive skin, they're perfect for keeping paws and butts clean.
  18. Beer Bottle Opener - This beer bottle opener is not only practical but also a humorous gift for a 70th birthday. It's designed to resemble a wrench, making it a fun and unique addition to any beer enthusiast's collection.
  19. Miniature Violin Decoration - This adorable miniature violin is a fun and unique gift for a 70th birthday. It can be displayed as a decorative piece or used in dollhouse settings.
  20. Autumn/Winter Slippers - Give the gift of cozy comfort with these hilarious slippers shaped like a French baguette. Perfect for a gag gift for a 70th birthday and guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.
  21. Beer Briefcase - This hilarious gag gift is perfect for the beer lover in your life. It's a briefcase designed to carry and display your favorite beers, complete with a built-in bottle opener.
  22. Super Jumbo Playing Cards - Take game night to the next level with these oversized playing cards. Perfect for a gag gift for a 70th birthday celebration.